because we all love the antics of Five-Toed Chinese

[lavandarlizard2]

Imperial Were-Dragons... we have Were Follies. Tchnically, timewise, this would fall in the middle of "Statement".






34 – Ii Kibarashi – So Fey




Early one morning, floating silently up the stairs....

He paused at the sound of raised voices.

Listened.


“’Staban, you are an idiot. You make me ashamed that I share a continent with you.”

“He wasn’t *hurt*, he was drugged! He has no injuries, but still he mopes around here like a delicate flower, all tragic and dramatic! Everyone hovers over him! What kind of man behaves like that?”

A snort.

“Shall I make you a list? Number one: he is not a ‘man’, he is a Banshee. Number two: you do not know what happened to him or the effects of Human drugs on magical physiology. Number three: he is not *moping*! He was affected by the drugs; they do take time to run their course. And now he is doing his regular job, just as always. Number four: do not take out your personal frustrations on Duo! It is certainly not his fault that *your* female has a schwarm for him.”

“She does not!”

“Then what are you so upset about, Estaban? You are behaving like a jealous lover. Did you entertain lust for Duo? Are you angry that he chose Heero? Or are you angry that Heero chose *him*? What?”

“No! He’s just so... so fey!”

“Excuse me; I am also ‘so fey’. I do not see you frothing at the mouth over me.”

“Enrique... He’s just so... so... weak.”

“Weak?! Duo is not weak! Where do you get these notions?”

“His yarns and beads! Women’s hobbies! He *sews*!”

The sound of an angrily tapping foot.

“I will not discuss this with you; you are not only insulting Duo, you are insulting me! And Inazuma! Do you think we do not have the same ‘women’s’ hobbies among our Clans? Are you so concerned for your own manhood that you must impugn ours? Has being the only Human male in this office finally rotted your brain? Bastante! We are not speaking until you get your head straight.”

Hovering silently in the stairwell, Wufei bared his numerous teeth and narrowed his glinting eyes.

Comments

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Idiots go good with ketchup. ~_~ Can I get Wufei a bottle? We can make a nice dipping sauce.
Hey... it occurs to me that Wufei's counseling sessions must be working, seeing as how Estaban is still alive and all...
And when will people learn that stairwells are NOT the place to have private conversations? Talk about accostics!

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I think Wufei must surely carry his own personal bottle of sweet and sour, for just such occasions.

Perhaps we will even learn what transpired *after* the stairwell....

Or not. ^__^

Hm... I wonder how Trowa would react to a replay of that conversation? He does, after all, carry those big-ass claws....

[merula31]

Idiot! This guy needs to realize that any of these 'fey' could make mincemeat or liquefy him in seconds... or the human male might become and endangered species in this office... *winces*

Love the image of Wufei hovering in the stairway... oooo!

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, if Estaban had seen him in the stairwell I'm sure he would have soiled himself thoroughly. And then Wu still would dunk him in soy sauce after cleaning him up a tad. All in all, he's probably still lucky that it wasn't Heero that heard him. But dead is still dead I guess, if it be at the hands of an Chinese Imperial Five-Toed Were-Dragon or a pissy Wyvern...

[bloodywingz.livejournal.com]

Gooo Fei! I believe everyone would forgive him one back slide just to get even with that foul mouthed imbecile!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! I imagine that Wufei and Trowa pretty much tell each other everything... *evil grin*

[thekittywolf.livejournal.com]

I personally think 'Fei has got his own packets of soya sauce for occassions like this. Those disposable kind that come with take out. =)

I would like to know what happens after... please!

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

If he didn't before, he does now. ^__^ *sends hamster off with basket of condiments*

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

You know how there's always an office idiot? Estaban seems to be theirs. But he's young; he could still learn better. ~_^

Those Dragons do like to sneak, don't they? Wufei hovers and Heero lands on the balcony...

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I don't think dead is an option here... Wufei has been doing very well in his therapy. ^__^ But nothing says he wouldn't spread the information around, and the Witches in the office might take a notion to get... stern. You know how vicious women can be....

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Everyone else might forgive, but as a matter of pride, he probably wouldn't lay a tooth on him. Dragons have other ways of scaring the hoo-hah out of idiots... ^_~

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Yep; telegraph, telephone, tell-a-queen and tell-a-Were. Q will know within ten minutes. ^__^

(good pizza?)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*grin* It was pretty good except I think the guy must have almost dropped it, cause it was all slid across the box. :P I took her to the grocery too and let her pick, so we ended up having chips and salsa at one point, and then ice cream sometime after the pizza. Before she was done, we watched fourteen freakin' episodes of anime. O.o;;

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Probably speeding around those corners... Chips and salsa, huh? If you ever want to make your own, I have a killer recipe, and it's fully adjustable, mild to ohmigawd.

*Fourteen* episodes? *eyes cross involuntarily*

I would probably do that, except that the kid 'appropriated' my DVD player, so it's now in his room. Haven't had the energy to go retreive it yet.

I think I'll do ice cream tonight...

[aikonamika.livejournal.com]

“No! He’s just so... so fey!”

Well...yeah, I'd say so. After all, Banshees are once of the many races of the Fae, though they're usually associated with the Unseelie Court instead of the Seelie Court...*grins* So, couldn't a comment like that actually be taken as a bit of a compliment to a Fae?

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Only if it was meant as one. And Estaban is just digging himself in deeper to use that term in that tone to another of the Fae. ^__^ But he's an idiot; he'll learn. Or Wufei will learn him.

[thekittywolf.livejournal.com]

lol. Fun how it isn't even cannibalism 'cause Wufei isn't human.

*contributes BBQ sauce, honey and sea salt*

[thekittywolf.livejournal.com]

But nothing says he wouldn't spread the information around

is that a hint? Considering Inazuma has just been insulted too, I think it's not just the women who would get a liiiiiittle annoyed. Not to mention the other big bad dragon decendent....

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*grins at you* Cook? Me?
We mixed the anime up between the TV and the stuff that will only play on the laptop... gets to be a pain hovering over that little screen while your lap gets hot. ^^;

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Wufei would thank you, but he's in the kitchen sharpening a *really* big knife and muttering about insufferable males... I don't think I'll disturb him right now. O.o

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't have a choice with the salsa; the store-bought stuff is inedible. ^__^

Is there much pushing and shoving for the 'best seat' at the laptop?

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Ah, right now would not be a good time to wind Heero up; he might forget he's a guardian...

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*grin* My laptop... my seat. Of course, that makes me the one with the hot lap...

[(Anonymous)]

Well, while I agree wholeheartedly that everyone in the office should have a replay of that conversation, and that a nice creative application of duct tape might be in order, I don't believe that any jury in all of the Magical World would convict Wufei if he "accidentally" bit that poop 30-40 times...

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Hmm... With a liberal application of soy sauce between bites?

[thekittywolf.livejournal.com]

he might forget he's a guardian...
then you'd have two slightly off and confused non-humans in a relationship. Heero's already got enough problems feeling not worthy in a way.

[thekittywolf.livejournal.com]

lol. that's probably wise.