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lavandarlizard2Imperial Were-Dragons... we have Were Follies. Tchnically, timewise, this would fall in the middle of "Statement".
34 – Ii Kibarashi – So Fey
Early one morning, floating silently up the stairs....
He paused at the sound of raised voices.
Listened.
“’Staban, you are an idiot. You make me ashamed that I share a continent with you.”
“He wasn’t *hurt*, he was drugged! He has no injuries, but still he mopes around here like a delicate flower, all tragic and dramatic! Everyone hovers over him! What kind of man behaves like that?”
A snort.
“Shall I make you a list? Number one: he is not a ‘man’, he is a Banshee. Number two: you do not know what happened to him or the effects of Human drugs on magical physiology. Number three: he is not *moping*! He was affected by the drugs; they do take time to run their course. And now he is doing his regular job, just as always. Number four: do not take out your personal frustrations on Duo! It is certainly not his fault that *your* female has a schwarm for him.”
“She does not!”
“Then what are you so upset about, Estaban? You are behaving like a jealous lover. Did you entertain lust for Duo? Are you angry that he chose Heero? Or are you angry that Heero chose *him*? What?”
“No! He’s just so... so fey!”
“Excuse me; I am also ‘so fey’. I do not see you frothing at the mouth over me.”
“Enrique... He’s just so... so... weak.”
“Weak?! Duo is not weak! Where do you get these notions?”
“His yarns and beads! Women’s hobbies! He *sews*!”
The sound of an angrily tapping foot.
“I will not discuss this with you; you are not only insulting Duo, you are insulting me! And Inazuma! Do you think we do not have the same ‘women’s’ hobbies among our Clans? Are you so concerned for your own manhood that you must impugn ours? Has being the only Human male in this office finally rotted your brain? Bastante! We are not speaking until you get your head straight.”
Hovering silently in the stairwell, Wufei bared his numerous teeth and narrowed his glinting eyes.
34 – Ii Kibarashi – So Fey
Early one morning, floating silently up the stairs....
He paused at the sound of raised voices.
Listened.
“’Staban, you are an idiot. You make me ashamed that I share a continent with you.”
“He wasn’t *hurt*, he was drugged! He has no injuries, but still he mopes around here like a delicate flower, all tragic and dramatic! Everyone hovers over him! What kind of man behaves like that?”
A snort.
“Shall I make you a list? Number one: he is not a ‘man’, he is a Banshee. Number two: you do not know what happened to him or the effects of Human drugs on magical physiology. Number three: he is not *moping*! He was affected by the drugs; they do take time to run their course. And now he is doing his regular job, just as always. Number four: do not take out your personal frustrations on Duo! It is certainly not his fault that *your* female has a schwarm for him.”
“She does not!”
“Then what are you so upset about, Estaban? You are behaving like a jealous lover. Did you entertain lust for Duo? Are you angry that he chose Heero? Or are you angry that Heero chose *him*? What?”
“No! He’s just so... so fey!”
“Excuse me; I am also ‘so fey’. I do not see you frothing at the mouth over me.”
“Enrique... He’s just so... so... weak.”
“Weak?! Duo is not weak! Where do you get these notions?”
“His yarns and beads! Women’s hobbies! He *sews*!”
The sound of an angrily tapping foot.
“I will not discuss this with you; you are not only insulting Duo, you are insulting me! And Inazuma! Do you think we do not have the same ‘women’s’ hobbies among our Clans? Are you so concerned for your own manhood that you must impugn ours? Has being the only Human male in this office finally rotted your brain? Bastante! We are not speaking until you get your head straight.”
Hovering silently in the stairwell, Wufei bared his numerous teeth and narrowed his glinting eyes.
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Date: 2005-05-10 02:20 am (UTC)