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Imperial Were-Dragons... we have Were Follies. Tchnically, timewise, this would fall in the middle of "Statement".






34 – Ii Kibarashi – So Fey




Early one morning, floating silently up the stairs....

He paused at the sound of raised voices.

Listened.


“’Staban, you are an idiot. You make me ashamed that I share a continent with you.”

“He wasn’t *hurt*, he was drugged! He has no injuries, but still he mopes around here like a delicate flower, all tragic and dramatic! Everyone hovers over him! What kind of man behaves like that?”

A snort.

“Shall I make you a list? Number one: he is not a ‘man’, he is a Banshee. Number two: you do not know what happened to him or the effects of Human drugs on magical physiology. Number three: he is not *moping*! He was affected by the drugs; they do take time to run their course. And now he is doing his regular job, just as always. Number four: do not take out your personal frustrations on Duo! It is certainly not his fault that *your* female has a schwarm for him.”

“She does not!”

“Then what are you so upset about, Estaban? You are behaving like a jealous lover. Did you entertain lust for Duo? Are you angry that he chose Heero? Or are you angry that Heero chose *him*? What?”

“No! He’s just so... so fey!”

“Excuse me; I am also ‘so fey’. I do not see you frothing at the mouth over me.”

“Enrique... He’s just so... so... weak.”

“Weak?! Duo is not weak! Where do you get these notions?”

“His yarns and beads! Women’s hobbies! He *sews*!”

The sound of an angrily tapping foot.

“I will not discuss this with you; you are not only insulting Duo, you are insulting me! And Inazuma! Do you think we do not have the same ‘women’s’ hobbies among our Clans? Are you so concerned for your own manhood that you must impugn ours? Has being the only Human male in this office finally rotted your brain? Bastante! We are not speaking until you get your head straight.”

Hovering silently in the stairwell, Wufei bared his numerous teeth and narrowed his glinting eyes.


Date: 2005-05-08 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ooh, if Estaban had seen him in the stairwell I'm sure he would have soiled himself thoroughly. And then Wu still would dunk him in soy sauce after cleaning him up a tad. All in all, he's probably still lucky that it wasn't Heero that heard him. But dead is still dead I guess, if it be at the hands of an Chinese Imperial Five-Toed Were-Dragon or a pissy Wyvern...

Date: 2005-05-08 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I don't think dead is an option here... Wufei has been doing very well in his therapy. ^__^ But nothing says he wouldn't spread the information around, and the Witches in the office might take a notion to get... stern. You know how vicious women can be....

Date: 2005-05-09 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thekittywolf.livejournal.com
But nothing says he wouldn't spread the information around

is that a hint? Considering Inazuma has just been insulted too, I think it's not just the women who would get a liiiiiittle annoyed. Not to mention the other big bad dragon decendent....

Date: 2005-05-10 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Ah, right now would not be a good time to wind Heero up; he might forget he's a guardian...

Date: 2005-05-10 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thekittywolf.livejournal.com
he might forget he's a guardian...
then you'd have two slightly off and confused non-humans in a relationship. Heero's already got enough problems feeling not worthy in a way.

Date: 2005-05-10 02:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, while I agree wholeheartedly that everyone in the office should have a replay of that conversation, and that a nice creative application of duct tape might be in order, I don't believe that any jury in all of the Magical World would convict Wufei if he "accidentally" bit that poop 30-40 times...

Date: 2005-05-10 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Hmm... With a liberal application of soy sauce between bites?

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