The Chocolate Mine

We are suffering a temporary fic outtage; regular service will be restored as soon as possible. >.<

Actually, I am having a RL meltdown. The maintenance guys just left after turning off the exploded water heater, tearing out the sopping carpet pad and emptying half of my bedroom. I'll be sleeping on the sofa, I think. Nothing like a flood to prompt a total rearrangement of living quarters.... dammit. =p