lavandarlizard2 | it's ALIVE!!! O.O

... and boy-freaking-howdy am I glad for that! O.O

My poor computer blew up Wednesday and I have been without meaningful internet for almost 56 hours. O.O This is Not Fun. I guess these withdrawal symptoms officially make me an addict.

Anyway, I am new-computered, although I still have to install my Word, and my tension headache is finally gone. I just have to catch up on my email now... ^__^

We have here an ii kibarashi that occurs directly after Sticks & Stones. Sunny's dialogue virus is catching. ^___^

Thanks to the Taiyotaka for this bit of nonsense! ^___^ *kisskiss* *hughug*

Part edit: Part 099.048 - Ii Kibarashi - (there's a title for this, but it's on my HD and I can't access my Word files until I re-install Word. ^__^) Title edit: I can handle Heero, sure; why?

"So, Heero... How was your weekend? Relaxing?"

"Wufei, stop it! Don't piss him off!"

"I'm just inquiring as to how their weekend was; you know, polite conversation?"

"This is not the time --!"

"Pish. He's a big Dragon..."

"Wufei!"

"I hear the cabana Elves are really something, Heero. Always at your beck and call; never missing a trick."

"...*growl*..."

"I see Duo got a bit of a tan... No lines, I'll bet..."

"...*grrrrrrowl*..."

"Wufei!"

"Yep, I've heard it's impossible to get a sunburn at that resort..."

"...*grrrrrrrowllllll*..."

"Heero, he's just --"

"Those Elves are supposed to be really good... Was Duo pleased with the service?"

"Oh shit!"

"....*!!!!!!!!!!!*...."

~*~

"How's he doing?"

"Much better. You can go in. And tell him that if he picks at those scabs, I will give him another scrubdown."

"Um... Yes, Mistress."

*+*

"You are such an idiot...."

"Yeah... well..."

"What is it with you, picking at him like that? You know he's going to rip holes in you."

"I dunno. Maybe it's my job in life to keep Heero on his toes."

"Dork. Duo spent three days surrounded by cabana Elves in Hawaii, for Sap's sake! Heero's about as on his toes as he gets. You're lucky he didn't just kill you and be done with it..."

"So I miscalculated a little."

"You think?! A 'little'? Stop that. Mistress said she'd scrub you again if you pick at it."

"Damn female... It itches."

"Tough. Stop picking or I'll tell her."

"Some friend you are..."

"Excuse me?! I threw myself between two dragons! If that isn't friendship, I do not know what is!"

"Yeah, yeah..."

"And have I heard a thank you yet? No, I have not. I should tell Duo."

"...."

"A little louder, please?"

"...thankyoufornotlettingheerokillme..."

"You are worse than a two-year old kit..."

"...."

"Here; I brought you a soda. And Duo sent a candy bar. Don't let Mistress see, though."

"Thank you...."

"You're welcome."

"Sorry...."

"You.... idiot.... Eww. That feels weird. No wonder it itches."

"....*sigh*...."