The hamsters ate my (fill in the blank)

[lavandarlizard2]

My boss left today for China. Three minutes later, all hell broke loose. People screaming, phones ringing, crisis happening; the end of the world as we know it, the sky is falling; all of that. And they thought I was kidding when I warned them...

Right out of the box today, a vendor rep left me a snotty voicemail. I have to meet this guy. I want to get close enough to reach down his throat and yank out his nuts. Then I'm going to hunt down the customer service department (yes, the WHOLE department) of a company we spend a LOT of money with, and feed them to my new gargoyle. The receiver gets homicidal whenever anything arrives from them, the accountant is developing a nervous twitch whenever he sees an invoice from them, and I'm in the middle getting migraines... And I've been there less than a month. Damn...

I now have hamsters at the office... When last seen, they were gathered around a campfire under someone's desk, roasting marshmallows and barbequing worms... The receptionist/admin asst is going to have a cow tomorrow...

Sunhawk, do you think I can teach them to roast vendors instead?

I did manage to snatch a few minutes during lunch to do some writing in my ubiquitous notebook... And wonder of wonders; I have more left over. I might actually get something ready to post before January... Why do ideas never seem to come in linear order? Or is it just me with the skipping brain?

Hmm... Kitty-puss loves me again. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the ham sandwich I'm eating... And they say *dogs* are bad about begging... If these eyes get any chibier, the whole neighborhood may melt.

I'm off to play in the bishie pool. Clothing optional.

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[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Well, thought hamsters in general are pretty clever... but not real cooperative. ^^; I haven't managed to train any of mine to do much of anything. And Duo is still trying to get his to do the laundry. *snerk* But good luck... maybe when you put the fear of the dragon in them... ^o^