in preparation for the coming holidays...

[lavandarlizard2]

HOWLER MONKEYS!!!!! >O_O<;;; *aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!*

LEAVE YOUR DAMN HOWLER MONKEYS AT HOME WITH GRANDMA OR A FRIENDLY WOLVERINE WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING!!!! ~O_O~

If I have to endure another shift of screaming, howling, yowling, begging, whining, tantrumming children, I will start the disembowelments early. ~>.<~

Mother-damn-fucking-shit. Doesn't ANYONE discipline their howlers these days?!

*DAMN* people!



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*crawls under bed clutching plush frog*

Comments

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I used to get rude remarks from people who objected to me using a leash on my kid, but hey, I value my kid more than a dog and I leashed my dog! O.O I always knew where the hell both of them were, which is more than can be said for some parents. >.<

...like the mommie and daddy strolling down the mall with the toddler struggling to keep up 30 feet back. They'd be weeping on TV in a heartbeat if someone actually snatched the kid, but right now? Too busy playing slap and tickle and yammering about... whatever. >_>

[seffknit.livejournal.com]

I got rude remarks about using a leash on my youngest, the best was when some lady remarked that I had a child with me not a dog, and youngest looked right at her and barked! My older two were laughing so hard, lady just looked really put out and walked away. Not even two minutes later someone else came up and asked where I got the leash/harness combo I was using because it was a great idea and kept my kids with me. I still have it here somewhere!

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I had people asking me where they could get one, too. It just beat the hell out of standing in an aisle and screaming for my kid. And even when he outgrew it, he stayed close, so obviously the conditioning worked. ^___^

I haven't seen one in use in a while; I should cruise through the howler department next time I'm in the bull's eye or the bull shit and see if they even sell them. The use of them seems to wax and wane. ^.o My mom had one for me, many many centuries ago.