in preparation for the coming holidays...

[lavandarlizard2]

HOWLER MONKEYS!!!!! >O_O<;;; *aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!*

LEAVE YOUR DAMN HOWLER MONKEYS AT HOME WITH GRANDMA OR A FRIENDLY WOLVERINE WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING!!!! ~O_O~

If I have to endure another shift of screaming, howling, yowling, begging, whining, tantrumming children, I will start the disembowelments early. ~>.<~

Mother-damn-fucking-shit. Doesn't ANYONE discipline their howlers these days?!

*DAMN* people!



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*crawls under bed clutching plush frog*

Comments

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

And they're 'just expressing themselves'. And illusionary-god forbid you interfere with their self-expression - it might give them a complex! O.O

The hippies of my generation, who raised the current crop of parents, have a lot to answer for.... >.