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Um... maybe... >_>

I wrote this as a continuation of Sunhawk's "Heero Yuy - Horse Farmer". I *think* I posted it way back, but... can't remember, so you get it again. ^__^ I have a feeling there is more to this, but it doesn't want to show itself yet; maybe some day. ^.o




Heero Yuy – Horse Farmer V2.0
A continuation of Sunhawk’s “Heero Yuy – Horse Farmer”



The phone on Quatre’s desk beeped; he touched the button automatically. His EA’s face appeared looking somewhat confused.

“Mr Winner, there is a call for you, but the gentleman refused to give his name. He said to tell you that it was... Lawrence of Arabia?”

Quatre snickered. “It’s fine, Ms Tomiyoshi; I know who it is. Go ahead and put him through.”

“All right, Mr Winner.” She still sounded uncertain.

The screen went blue for an instant and then cleared.

“Hello, Heero,” said Quatre without looking up. “What’s going on?”

“I’m going to kill you.”

“I know. Until then, what can I do for you?”

“He’s found a place.”

“Isn’t that good?

“It’s in California!”

“Oh. Tell him it’s too far away.”

“How?! How am I supposed to tell him ‘NO!’”

“Well, Heero; he’s your husband, surely you can explain to him....”

“I tried! He... he looked at me... Then he sighed. Then he apologized! It was like cutting out my own heart with a rusty spoon!” He paused to catch his breath and run his fingers through his already-messy hair. “He bought that horse!”

Quatre blinked. He and Duo had gone horse-shopping last weekend, but he had no idea that Duo had made a decision. When they had last talked, Duo had been torn between a serene Appaloosa and a rather frisky Arabian...

“Which horse?”

“That monstrous black one!”

Hm... That might not be good. If Quatre remember correctly, the only big black horse they had looked at was an Arab/Standardbred cross, only three years old and not a very good choice for a novice.

“The one at Bartolli’s?”

“Yes!”

“Oh, dear...”

“’Oh dear’? That’s it?! ‘OH DEAR’?” Quatre could hear Heero’s raspy breathing. “You better have a better solution than ‘oh dear’, dammit!”

“Calm down, Heero,” he admonished gently. Interesting how Heero had never been this hysterical during the war; surely love did do strange things to people. A light tapping came from the door and he looked up to see his own strange love peeking around the door inquisitively. “I’ll need a few moments to consider this,” he said to the phone. “Why don’t you come for dinner tonight? I’m sure between us we can nudge him in a different direction; okay, Heero?”

“Sure; why not return to the scene of the crime...” Heero muttered listlessly. “Seven?”

“Make it six; it’ll give us time to talk.”

Heero merely nodded and cut the connection.

“Who are we nudging and where are we nudging them to?” asked Trowa, coming to lean against Quatre’s desk.

“Duo bought a horse and found a ranch. In California.”

Trowa’s eyebrows shot up. “Already?”

Quatre chuckled. “There are no flies on our Duo Maxwell.”

“Obviously not... I take it Heero is... less than happy?”

“Remember that nasty horse that Bartolli showed us; big, black, skittish as hell?”

“He didn’t.”

“He did.”

Trowa smacked his own forehead. “Idiot boy!”

Quatre smirked. “Oh, I don’t know... Duo’s pretty nasty himself when he puts his mind to it.”

“Five creds says he names the thing Shinigami.”

They shook hands solemnly; “You’re on,” Quatre grinned.

Date: 2007-08-04 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pellsfan.livejournal.com
That was delightful! Thank you so much for digging it out. But one question....where do I find Sunny's fic?

Date: 2007-08-04 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Oh, man.... O.O

Um... Sunny...? Help? O.o I know it was a while ago, maybe over a year?

Date: 2007-08-04 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
Would you belive 2005? O.o Took a bit of digging, and I don't think the sucker was ever archived anywhere...
http://sunhawk16.livejournal.com/78592.html#cutid1

Date: 2007-08-04 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
I thought I had a link to the pics of the 'horse farmers' in Kracken's LJ, but I didn't see it.

Date: 2007-08-04 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pellsfan.livejournal.com
Well, I just 'archived' it on my computer. Along with a whooole bunch of other Sunhawk fics. So even if my connection is down I can read them. Thanks so much for the link.

Date: 2007-08-04 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
No problem. Must share the silly. ^____^

Date: 2007-08-04 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jilltanith.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure I remember the story but I can't remember where to find it!

Help!

Date: 2007-08-04 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
When Sunny gets done smacking me, I'm sure she'll remember. ^__^

Or... Sunny, can I stick the original into a comment? O.O

Date: 2007-08-04 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
I think it's probably too long for a comment, but I found the link. *points up* ^____^ And I wouldn't smack you... what would I do for snark? :P

Date: 2007-08-04 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Um.... >_> I'd better not answer that... O.o I'm sure Heero doesn't need to know about the... well, you know... He might not understand... ^.o

Date: 2007-08-04 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
But Heero is very understanding... right? O.O

Date: 2007-08-04 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Um.... *slithers under bed* Yeah, yeah; he's a really understanding guy. *____* Uh... You might want to come under here until he gets tired of looking.... >_>

Date: 2007-08-04 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
Watch the chocolate... I think he smells it. O.O

Date: 2007-08-04 04:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] merula31
Quatre just lost that money.... *grin*

Date: 2007-08-04 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
That seems probable, but there's a hamster who keeps snickering, so maybe not... ^.O I wish they wouldn't drop little bits and run; that's so... hamsterish. =p

Date: 2007-08-04 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogue53.livejournal.com
That was just too precious for words! I hope somemore comes of it... some day soon!

Date: 2007-08-04 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Every so often, I open it up and stare at it for a while. Something is percolating; I just don't know what. O.O

Date: 2007-08-04 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whispurr267.livejournal.com
Both this one and Sunny's were just great, but can't locate the Kracken pic at the link. Does anyone have it archived?

Date: 2007-08-04 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I thought I might have it, but no luck, unfortunately. ~.~

Date: 2007-08-04 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-lilly.livejournal.com
Is this it?

http://kracken.bonpublishing.com/art/gw_kracken_farm.shtml

Date: 2007-08-04 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Oh, I think that's it! Gotta ask Sunny to be sure... Sunny? O.O

Date: 2007-08-04 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
Yep, that's it. Isn't that too funny? I think the one in the white hat is supposed to be a girl, but you really can't tell. ^______^

Date: 2007-08-05 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-lilly.livejournal.com
BTW: I didn't introduce myself. Hi, my name is crystal_lilly (Lilly for short) and I just very recently found quite a few of your stories on [livejournal.com profile] amymizuno's website. Um, I haven't read through them all, but I just wanted to say that while I was laid up (doctors orders: no typing at all for at least a week due to tendonitis) your story "The Chibi Problem" had me in hysterics and was so cute and fluffy and just plain fun that I read the whole thing (all 32 parts that Amy has posted) at least five times. I really really love that story and I just wanted to say Thank you Thank you Thank you for writing it. It cheered me immensely when I couldn't be on my laptop very much.

Thank you. You're an awesome writer, and I'm looking forward to reading more of your stories.

Date: 2007-08-08 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Thank you! ^___^

And Bubba the Wombat thanks you for not asking about the next part of Chibi... ^__^ He's in charge of that one....

I hope you continue to enjoy. ^__~ And take care of that tendonitis...

Date: 2007-08-04 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whispurr267.livejournal.com
Thanks for finding it. I'm glad I checked back. Just perfect.

Date: 2007-08-04 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thekittywolf.livejournal.com
yup. You posted this a while back. I remember reading it off a link from sunhawk's journal.


Incidentally, this is terrible, but funny, and I thought you might be amused...
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-25-07-books/dot_matrix1.jpg

Date: 2007-08-04 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Oh, that's hysterical! Thanks for sharing! ^___^

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