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Aaaannnnd it just doesn't end! ^___^

S'cuse me; I need to dip the hamster out of the brandy before he manages to get his cigar lit.







Ho-Ho-Ho


“You swear there's no candy from her this year? You're *positive*?”

Duo sighed. “I swear on my Gundam's grave, Wufei; there is nothing even remotely candy-like from her this year. Relena had a little talk with her last year and she's switched to baking.”

“Cookies?” Wufei demanded suspiciously.

“No, those are still banned,” Heero reassured him. “She made fruit cakes. Over there.”

“They look like Reese’s cups...”

“They're bite-sized, so folks can try all the varieties. Some special recipe she made up herself.”

“Fruitcakes come in different flavors?”

“Apparently so. I tried the pumpkin and the cinnamon apple and they were fine," Heero reassured him.

“There's lemon poppy, orange spice, zucchini, plum and at least a few I didn't taste,” Duo offered helpfully.

“They should be safe.”

“Hm... They do look attractive... Maybe I'll try one or two. Cake can't possibly damage a tooth.”

“If you're worried, you can just slice it up and lick up the crumbs.”

“Like I would ever do something like that!”



“Heero, you're back! How's Wufei doing?”

“Better. He's finally stopped threatening to slice her to bits and puree the bits, in between trying to phone Treize Kushrenada with his shoe. He's mostly just playing with his fingers and giggling a lot.”

“I took care of the rest of them. The lab is having a field day.”

“They aren't eating them, I hope?”

“No. Just running the tests and snickering like a bunch of ten-year olds.”

“I told Sally to hide his weapons before he gets home. She said she may use them herself.”

“Oh yeah? Huh. My money's on Po, if it comes to a cage match.”

“Same here. Who would ever have imagined that anyone would have the brass balls to ship a box of 'seasoned' fruit cakes to the Preventors?”

“Heh, 'seasoned'. I like that, Heero.”

“It sounds better than admitting that half the agents and staff in this office are high as kites.”

“I'm not.”

“You're a special case.”

“You're not.”

“I'm paranoid.”

“And aren't we glad of that!”

Date: 2012-12-26 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pellsfan.livejournal.com
I can't stop laughing. 'Seasoned' fruit cake indeed! The woman should be behind bars!

Date: 2012-12-26 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Yes, she should be, but even more she ought not be allowed in a kitchen. ^___^

Date: 2012-12-26 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadownitewolf.livejournal.com
Wufei totally jinxed it when he said " Cake can't possibly damage a tooth" *snickers*
And someone sure is daring to send 'seasoned' goodies to the Preventors *snickers*

And hopefully the hamster has drowned?

Date: 2012-12-26 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Well, it sure didn't damage any teeth. ^___^

The hamster... is not with me anymore. ^___^

Date: 2012-12-26 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizard-little.livejournal.com
Happy Holidays, Wuffers! ;)

Date: 2012-12-26 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Poor thing; he tries so hard, and yet... ^___^

Happy new year, hon!

Date: 2012-12-26 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychobobby.livejournal.com
So... being cognitively challenged, I saw a fic labelled "Ho Ho Ho" and read it, and thought there was only one. Luckily, I stumbled onto another Ho Ho Ho and realized that there were three Ho's, er... three squared or something. Yay!

Poor WuFei! Interesting to note that he actually has a weakness though. XD
Edited Date: 2012-12-26 01:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-12-26 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Actually, there are four "ho"s. Parting gift from the hamster.

Every uptight pilot needs one weakness. ^____^

Date: 2012-12-28 05:22 pm (UTC)
merula31: by Sami (Default)
From: [personal profile] merula31
Heeheeheeheee! It's better off to stay far far away from anything that woman makes!!

*hugs*

Date: 2012-12-30 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I'm thinking maybe Une needs to be a lot more careful about what sort of gifts celebrities send to her people. Especially that celebrity.

^____^

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