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This is a combination of influences - Sunhawk here... http://sunhawk16.livejournal.com/ (just look around; you'll find many wonderful dialogue fics) and I Haz A Hotdog... see below. Between those, I was moved to fic. ^___^ Lame-ass dialogue fic to follow.

Happy Memorial Day! Remember the reason for the holiday. ^_~








“Here, Duo.”

“Thanks, Heero. I always forget how salty the smoked almonds are.”

“Yeah. Me too. What are you looking at?”

“Where’s Wufei?”

“He’s in the kitchen, helping Sally. Why?”

“There’s no view of the sand garden from the kitchen, is there?”

“I don’t believe so. You would have to step out on the deck to see it, I think. Again, why?”

“He’s gotten really into that bonsai hobby, hasn’t he?”

“Well… Yes. He says it’s very relaxing.”

“Really. Huh. Growing miniature trees…”

“And constructing the landscapes and scenery around them. It’s an art form in Asia.”

“Wufei’s an artistic guy.”

“I suppose. Duo, what is this all about?”

“He’s relaxed quite a bit since getting married, buying a nice house in the suburbs, getting a start on the 2.3 kids and the cat and the dog…”

“I guess… He hasn’t made a trainee cry in over six months.”

“And he’s excited over becoming a father.”

“In his own Wufei-way; yes.”

“Communes with the cat.”

“He does claim that the thing talks.”

“Yeah, it does. Kinda. And he’s proud of obedience-training the dog himself…”

“Yes. He’s been very pleased with the dog.”

“Hm… So, he’s madly in love with Sally – in his own Wufei-way – he’s excited about the baby, happy with the house, content with the cat and proud of the dog. And becoming more sociable at work.”

“Absolutely. Now, what is all this about? What are you looking at?”

“Oh, just watching Wufei’s $1800, pure-bred, obedience-trained dog tree the cat, snatch a bird in mid-flight and devour it – feathers and all – and finish up with a salad of Wufei’s bonsai while destroying the sand garden….”

“Oh. My. Fucking. SAP!”

“Yeah. You hide his weapon; I’ll get the tranqs.”





And here is the visual inspiration... ^___^



funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures


Date: 2009-05-23 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pellsfan.livejournal.com
Oh that was delightful. The picture's cute and I can see why you say it's influenced by Sunhawk.

BUT, and that's a biiig but...it is definitely you and your wonderful talent.

Thank you

Date: 2009-05-23 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Well, it would be better if I could make money with it, but I have fun. ^___^ Sunhawk is a continuing source of plotbunnies, even when she isn't trying. ^.^*

Also helped that I've been reading Susan Conant mysteries, and I just love her dogs. ^___~

Date: 2009-05-23 02:55 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yanagi-wa.livejournal.com
Um ... I'll just be over here, making salad or something. Out of the line of fire. Yeah.

Great work. Nearly laughed coffee on my lappie. *g* Thanks.

Date: 2009-05-23 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Yeah, chances are, things are going to get *really* exciting at the Chang house..... ^.~

Date: 2009-05-23 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com
*giggles madly... and runs for the bunker* Hilarious! Although I'm sure that Wufei won't think so once he sees what the dog's been up to. XD

Date: 2009-05-23 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
At least Duo and Heero are both there to rope and tie until he gets over it. Sally would probably have to use the tranquilizer gun. ^____^

Date: 2009-05-23 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com
Well heck, they're planning on tranking him too - they just might be able to avoid the gun part if they work together. XD

Date: 2009-05-23 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
They'll be able to tackle him before he gets to the dog; Sally would have to shoot him long distance. ^___^

Date: 2009-05-23 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duohiro.livejournal.com
That's what happens when you turn your back on a dog (or a kid for that matter). They'll get into something no matter how well trained.

Think Wufei will be doing some more training? How do you teach a dog that the trees are not lunch? Wufei style at that. See tree, touch tree, eat lead.

Date: 2009-05-23 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I'm thinking Wufei may need a couple of days off from work. And a fence around his bonsai. ^_____^ The cat can take care of himself, if he feels like it. ^_~

Date: 2009-05-23 06:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] merula31
*gasping with laughter* Oh, I hate to say that I sort of know that feeling, but I do! Dogs... minds of their own. *shakes head* Wufei is going to need those tranqs...

You and Sunny need to do these more often. Oh yes!

Date: 2009-05-23 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I've been rereading her dialogue fics lately - they make me giggle and I can use the giggles - and then I saw that HotDog, and *boom!* There it was.

There's another pic of a (possible) Doxxie curled up in his bed with his 'posse' that always makes me think of your dogs. ^____^

Yeah, I think Sally's gonna need to write that boy a prescription for something strong. ^___^ Especially after the dog proudly presents him with a dead bonsai... ^_~

Date: 2009-05-24 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rogue-psion2.livejournal.com
Poor Wufei might need to find some other relaxing hobbies.

Date: 2009-05-24 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
Meditation may help; as long as he doesn't keep coming back to 'damn dog!'

Or maybe macrame....

^___^

Date: 2009-05-24 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
I are inspirational? ^______^ This is a riot... Duo's attitude is just great, and Heero's patient response... he knows Duo will get to the point eventually. *snort* And Mother Sap was particularly appropriate for the poor bonsai. *giggles*
Aren't these fun? ^_____^

Date: 2009-05-24 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
You are inspirational! Especially the 'cookie' fic. ^___~

Duo's philosophy is "no blood, no bullets, no problem." That'll take care of 90% of your crisis. ^___^ A little Valium will fix Wufei. Maybe Trowa can offer to work with the dog, too. *snicker*

Date: 2009-05-26 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com
Maybe when Trowa's done with the dog in Wheels? *grin*

Date: 2009-05-26 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com
I don't think Wufei can wait that long. ^___~*

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