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[lavandarlizard2]

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *cough*

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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Heh heh heh... ^_____^

Comments

[mogumogu.livejournal.com]

O_o even the parts about not eating everything or chewing with your mouth open when you're invited to dinner at someone's house?

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

That's just manners; mine are passing decent. ^___^

Otherwise, I prefer "treat everyoe the way you would like to be treated". Much simpler; doesn't take a whole book for that. And it's not a threat. O.o I really like that part. ^____^

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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Technically, I'm a pagan, not a heathen - I tend to favor Wicca more than Asatru. ;)

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I'm just a garden-variety unbeliever anymore. ^___^ I like my fairy tales a little more slashy. ^__~

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

Ha! That's what I got! Then, just for fun, I went back and redid it, got 77% that time!

So very OLD Testament...

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I just couldn't resist it. ^___^ I *did* get kicked out of sunday school when I was seven for asking too many questions. ^____^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I think I managed 8% trying to be semi-sort of honest. O.o; I'm still getting snubbed at the goat sacrifice though. *pouts*

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

*pets you* That's okay; you can come to my vacant lot and laugh. We'll watch the girly boys make out. ^____^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* Really? Will there be popcorn?

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell yeah! There's always popcorn. ^___^ We throw it at the Mormons and JWs to make them move along.

Let's see... Ah. The boys brought popcorn, M&Ms, soda, tequila (for the hamsters, I guess) and there is some talk of ordering pizza. ^____^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I'm SO there! Beats the heck out of goat entrails any day. ^^;

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Good Sap; have you ever *smelled* goat entrails?! O_O Holy shit!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Uh... actually, no. Have YOU? O_o

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Um... >_> I prefer not to answer that... O_o

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

@__@

[merula31]

I also got a O%... *grin*

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

You can join Sunny and I, laughing in our vacant lot and watching the girly boys snog. ^___^

[faeriedustings.livejournal.com]

8%, but I blame that on Catholic School.

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I understand that's hard to shake off. ^____^

[duohiro.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll be joining you in that vacant lot as well. :) My dad always said hell was were the party was and who wants to be preached to by a bunch of holier than thou people for all eternity.

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

My grandmother lived with us when I was young and she pretty much forced Mom and I to toddle off to church with her every damn week. >.< She was horrified when I got banished from sunday school. Dad about laughed himself sick. ^____^ He always said that the people who make the most noise about how good and pious they are, are the ones with the darkest secrets. (Ted Haggard, anyone?)

Hm... I hope none of them make it to hell; they'd ruin the party. O.O