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lavandarlizard2 ([personal profile] lavandarlizard2) wrote2012-06-10 09:39 am
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Sunday Banshee

Soooo... Let's see how this works out... I'm trying out the .odt thing in Open Office. Hopefully it is not lying in wait to chew on my ankle. ^___^

Just as an aside to pretty much everything, receiving a mental health diagnosis from a real doctor goes a long way toward dispelling the notion of being carted away by the big men in the white coats. I'm not crazy! I really am crazy! Um... Disturbed? Or... challenged? O_o Whatever. I have a diagnosis! Bite me! ^___^




BFB – Part 104 – Freaky


The next morning, I found a message on my phone from Ctik – I had a sudden moment of pride – my centuries-old vamp had learned the ways of texting! And so quickly! The message asked if it would be possible for him to visit his family this evening. He had checked the times of sundown and said he could be ready at twenty minutes till, if I agreed.

I sent a confirming reply and then called the Port Room to make a reservation. There I ran into a snag.

Remember that I am the most junior member of the MIO, which does put me at the bottom of our chain of command. However, according to Ms Cranky Badger earlier this week and to Tiffany yesterday in conversation, I am apparently senior in the order-giving hierarchy over most other departments and sections. In other words, if I want to arrange a port for a tame vampire, I am fully authorized to do so.

Unfortunately, having the authority and being able to use the authority are two separate things. The Port Room day supervisor claimed to be under no such authority and suggested that I have my request okayed by my superior, who would then call her superior. She rambled something about having interns and being responsible for them. We went back and forth for a couple of minutes, until Heero suddenly plucked the phone from my hand and snarled into it.

“Ms Gonzonga,” he growled, “What part of ‘request for port reservation’ did you fail to understand?” He listened, narrow-eyed and annoyed for a moment. “Give the phone to Ms Tenhalter,” he commanded sharply. “I *said*, give the phone to Ms Tenhalter!”

Oh my. Someone was not listening to the Voice of Doom. Not a good way to start the day…

“Good morning, Ms Tenhalter,” said Heero in a very different tone. “Duo is attempting to schedule a port for a client; why is this a problem?” He listened for a moment. “Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction will not be reflecting on the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor.” That was not a question or a suggestion; it was an order. Oooh… Way to piss off a co-worker!

“Thank you,” said Heero after a brief silence. “If it becomes necessary for similar mediation in the future, there will be staffing changes.” He snapped the phone shut.

“Gonzonga has apparently confused juvenile fiction with reality and is afraid of Ctik,” he growled. “Has this sort of thing happened before?” he demanded. “Other sections refusing to cooperate with you?”

Much as I hate cans of worms, I hate being blown off on legitimate requests even more.

“Um… Occasionally. Nothing that could be called major, but I have had to get backup from Tiffany or Enrique a couple of times.”

After the week Heero had already had, he was just itching for someone to barbeque. I didn’t want to be in the middle, not with my deadline getting closer by the minute.

“They’ve had to confirm that I’m not just some admin clerk…” He rumbled deep in his chest. If anything pisses him off, it’s having the authority of our office questioned by Wizards who should know better. “Um… Heero?”

He yanked me to him for another of those bruising kisses, then nudged me toward the door. “Your busy day awaits. I will catch up to you after I have a conversation with some people.”

In other words, he intended to apply some fresh orifices to certain supervisors. Maybe I should have tried to talk him out of it, but you know… I am heartily sick of having to justify every request I make with some offices.

I plucked my phone back from him, grinned and said, “Have fun, big guy!” on my way out.

[identity profile] pellsfan.livejournal.com 2012-06-10 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Duo is just too easy going. I'm glad Heero is there to create 'new orifices'.

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-10 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)

It's tough sometimes being the new kid in the office. ^___^ But that's what dragons are for. *snicker*

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[identity profile] yanagi-wa.livejournal.com 2012-06-10 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Heero is going to, as we used to say, chew around it and let it fall out. Ooo-rah! *snicker*

I really wonder what might happen if Duo, easy going as he is, really lost his temper and let the banshee out.

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's one of those 'Scarlet O'Hara' things - he'll think about it... tomorrow. ^___^ And none of the Wizards at the Castle have ever seen him angry. Heh.

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[personal profile] merula31 2012-06-10 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeheehee! Ah, I suspect Heero will enjoy his morning- and Duo will be happy with the results.

Don't you wish there was a way to get a Wyvern to help deal with all the tape you go thru? I do!

*hugs*

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Heero may be a fantasy creature, but that doesn't mean he'll let humans get away with being stupid. ^___^

[identity profile] kiria-dk.livejournal.com 2012-06-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Woohoo! Go, Heero!

"Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction will not be reflecting on the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor.” Ha!

(It really is such a relief to have a diagnosis, isn't it? "No, I'm not imagining it! There really is something wrong." That, and having diagnosis = can get treatment, whatever shape that may take for you. I'm very glad to hear this news and I hope it goes well for you. ^___^)

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No shit! This is like the third time I've had to do the diagnosis dance. >.< And the first time it turned out to *really* be 'all in my head'. =P So far, the paperwork is about to drown me, but I'm learning to dog-paddle through it. ^___^

Certain Wizards really should know that if someone from the MIO is porting a vampire, Q is guaranteed to know about it. ^___^

[identity profile] editrixfox.livejournal.com 2012-06-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, those poor supervisors ... er, no not really. I would change "Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction will not be reflecting on the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor." To "Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction should not influence the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor." or "Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction will not influence the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor any further." The way you wrote it it sounds just a little off. The first one could be mistaken for a request to fix the problem except for Heero's tone. The second is a thinly veiled command from a superior officer

But, eh, it's your story write it the way you please.

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it looks odd, but this is Heero in Dragon mode. He's not offering suggestions or options - he's just saying what *IS*. ^___^ Kind of suggesting that anyone disagreeing with him will be eaten, without actually flashing his teeth and a salt shaker.

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2012-06-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Methinks that Duo will not be having any problems with cooperation any more.

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not from that particular direction, but there's always someone else who has issues. ^___^

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2012-06-12 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
True. But word does tend to get around in the Castle - gossip travels as fast as porters do!

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
^_____^

And there will still be that one jackass who refuses to believe that they could possibly mean him. Or her. And they will be shocked - shocked I tell you! - when they get their butt bitten off. *snork!*

And these days, they will try to use Asperger's as an excuse. ^____^

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2012-06-13 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
And if they're lucky, they'll just have to deal with Heero chewing them a new one, and not frustrate Duo to the point where he'll raise his voice - because the last thing you want is a Banshee screaming at you, and then having a dragon coming in to finish whatever's left over. LOL

[identity profile] turnippatch.livejournal.com 2012-06-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations!  You're certifiable!

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-17 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
It really makes a difference when you can prove that you weren't acting crazy about acting crazy. ^___^

[identity profile] jaydenrivers.livejournal.com 2012-06-16 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh but I love this. I would like to put in a request for a wyvern to be shipped to my house in exchange for a lifetime of cookies. Throw in a banshee and I will make holiday dinners too lol. You just have such a way with words, sarcasm, creative threats, etc. that I simply cannot get enough of this. Makes my day when I read it ^_^

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-17 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Cookies and holiday dinners... O.o That is sooooo tempting. ^___^

I have a lot of past experience letting my mind wander into 'creative' rooms. Good thing I still know the difference between fantasy and reality. ^___~

[identity profile] sunhawk16.livejournal.com 2012-06-16 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to agree that the best line is right here... "Ms Gonzonga’s taste in fiction will not be reflecting on the performance of her duties as Day Supervisor"
*snorfle giggle*
Will we get to meet Ms Gonzonga when the port is made? *bats eyelashes* That could be fun...

[identity profile] lavendarlizard.livejournal.com 2012-06-17 12:13 am (UTC)(link)

It is very possible that Ms Gonzonga will need to take some sick time after listening to Heero. ^___^ He's had a tough week and he isn't in a very good mood.

We may get to meet her at some point, though. ^___^

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